12
Feb
14

Quote of the Day

Homer the Smithers8

“Ahoy ahoy? . . . No, you have the wrong number.  This is 5246.  I suspect you need more practice working your telephone machine.” – C.M. Burns


11 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 12 February 2014 at 9:05 am

    It’s “Ahoy-hoy?” – according to legend, the greeting A.G. Bell thought everybody should use with his invention.

  2. 2 Rembrandt Q. Einstein
    12 February 2014 at 10:05 am

    I’m an albino!

  3. 3 Al Gore Doll
    12 February 2014 at 1:09 pm

    It’s nice to see Burns doing more for himself, that kind of autonomy can really lift spirits.
    However, he is pure evil, so it’s better that Smithers serve as an intermediary between his evil plots and what they become.

  4. 4 Rob K.
    12 February 2014 at 1:14 pm

    “lol, when i first heard this on the show I looked it up, “ahoy ahoy” is how Alexander Graham Bell suggested people answer the phone” -friend John via Facebook to me, regarding this quote

  5. 6 Rembrandt Q. Einstein
    12 February 2014 at 2:12 pm

    I’m pretty sure Burns actually says “Ahoy hoy!”

    • 7 Rob K.
      12 February 2014 at 8:17 pm

      Actually I always said his greeting that was myself, with the a left out of the second hoy as that’s how I always heard him say it! Anyway, Courtney Love is the Yoko Ono that broke up Nirvana and killed Kurt Cobain, just wanted to mention it here for some reason.

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