Quote of the Day

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“Get out here, son!  There’s a doings a transpiring!” – Shelbyville Homer

Happy birthday Matt Groening!

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Rob K.
    15 February 2014 at 10:55 am

    Happy Birthday Matt :)

  2. 2 vooka
    15 February 2014 at 12:18 pm

    you guys have bither soulds!!

  3. 15 February 2014 at 7:16 pm

    haha great episode..
    Marge: Homer, come quick! Bart’s quit his tutoring job and joined the violence gang!

    • 5 Monty Python Forever
      16 February 2014 at 1:35 am

      “Your wussiness had better come in handy!” “We’ll get that lemon tree back or choke their rivers with our dead!” “There’s nothing over there but a yellow lemon-shaped rock! Wait, there’s a lemon behind that rock!” “‘Our people planted a lemon tree, lemons being the sweetest thing available at the time.” “Yes, and marrying our cousins…Why would you want to marry your cousin? I don’t know, some of them are pretty cute…I won’t live in a town robs men of the right to marry their cousins! Then we’ll form our own towns! Who will come and live a life dedicated to abstinence, chastity and a flavorless mush I call root marm?” “Look over there: Someone’s attractive cousin!” “Sorry to repeat myself, but it’ll help you remember.” “…Though Flanders was saddled with the impound fee, he could easily afford it.” “There’s no time to explain, just follow me. *Stops to drink water.*” “Thus, our town was finally rid of the evil lemon tree. Now, let’s all celebrate with a delicious glass of turnip juice.” “Wait, where have I seen Roman numerals before? Rocky V: Rocky V + Rocky II= Rocky VII: Adrian’s Revenge!

  4. 6 Stan
    15 February 2014 at 10:22 pm

    Those Shelbyville folks acted like complete assholes. The first time I saw that episode I really wished I could punch that motherfucker Homer clone in the face.

  5. 7 jordan
    16 February 2014 at 7:54 pm

    And a mighty jeer went up, as they had banished the awful lemon tree forever. Because it was haunted.

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