17
Feb
14

Quote of the Day

Can't Beat Big Business

“Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything.” – Lisa Lionheart
“You know, if we get through to just that one little girl, it’ll all be worth it.” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes, particularly if that little girl happens to pay forty-six thousand dollars for that doll.” – Stacy Lovell
“What?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh nothing.  Kudos to you, Lisa.  Kudos.” – Stacy Lovell

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy”!  Original airdate 17 February 1994.


11 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 17 February 2014 at 8:41 am

    Stacy Lavelle: I think we should name her after Lisa. We’ll call her Lisa Lionheart.

    Bart: No, Loudmouth Lisa! Stupid Lisa Garbage Face! [no one listens] I can’t stand this any longer. Somebody please pay attention to me! Hello, pay attention to me! Look at me! I’m Bart, I’m Bart! Look at me, look at me, look at me!

    • 2 Stan
      18 February 2014 at 12:59 am

      Somebody please pay attention to me! Hello, pay attention to me! Look at me! I’m Zombie Simpsons, I’m Zombie Simpsons! Look at me, look at me, look at me!

  2. 3 Rembrandt Q. Einstein
    17 February 2014 at 1:15 pm

    Don’t blame me – I voted for Kudos.

  3. 6 Al Gore Doll
    17 February 2014 at 1:46 pm

    Pretty sure Valve Software was inspired by the climax of this episode.

  4. 17 February 2014 at 3:23 pm

    Always been one of my favorite episodes…

  5. 9 x
    17 February 2014 at 8:50 pm

    hey, one of my friends is starting a simpsons review blog

    check it out

    http://archaeology-of-the-simpsons.tumblr.com/

    i don’t know if she’ll make it all the way back, but it’s good.

    • 11 Cal
      19 February 2014 at 2:20 pm

      “I balk at calling this ‘good.’ It’s tolerable, definitely. No, it’s actually enjoyable. It has a very weak first act … Then it picks up, it becomes an overblown shaggy dog story, in the vein of the best classic Simpsons episodes. It’s much more cartoony. The characters are less honest, the writing weaker, and the litany goes on. Even with all that, Steal This Episode is honestly pretty enjoyable. I would give it a solid C-.”

      Is she for real?


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