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Quote of the Day

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“I have nothing to offer you but my love.” – Milhouse van Houten
“I specifically said no geeks!” – C.M. Burns
“But my mom says I’m cool.” – Milhouse van Houten


3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 20 February 2014 at 11:17 am

    That last line is a quote for the ages.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    20 February 2014 at 1:23 pm

    woah! charly’s getting abstract!

  3. 3 mojojojo
    22 February 2014 at 7:59 am

    Bah, I often say “but my mum thinks I’m cool” and it turns out I’m misquoting.


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