Quote of the Day

The Day the Violence Died8

“Save our seats!” – Bart Simpson
“Will do!” – Homer Simpson
“Hello.” – Strange Man
“Oh.” – Homer Simpson

23 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Billy
    22 February 2014 at 6:15 pm

    Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of congress?

  2. 5 I'm an amendment to be
    22 February 2014 at 6:17 pm

    And I’m hoping that they ratify me. There’s a lot of flag-burners that have got too much freedom. I wanna make it legal for policemen to beat them, ‘cos there’s limits to our liberties (at least I hope and pray that there are, ‘cos those liberal freaks go too far.)

  3. 10 Rembrandt Q. Einstein
    22 February 2014 at 6:21 pm

    Damn trolls…

  4. 17 Stan
    22 February 2014 at 6:40 pm

    All of the above was posted by a single person.

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