27
Feb
14

Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 2 Comments
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Marge in Chains14

“Now, kids, while your mother’s gone, I don’t want to have to wash any dishes.  So, from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we’ll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday Bill Oakley! 

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  1. 1 Anonymous
    27 February 2014 at 6:00 pm

    Now, when they eat Life cereal, they can vomit immediately!

  2. 2 Word Journeyer
    28 February 2014 at 12:39 pm

    Homer: the pragmatist’s pragmatist.


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