“Now, kids, while your mother’s gone, I don’t want to have to wash any dishes. So, from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we’ll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.” – Homer Simpson
Happy birthday Bill Oakley!
“Now, kids, while your mother’s gone, I don’t want to have to wash any dishes. So, from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we’ll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.” – Homer Simpson
Happy birthday Bill Oakley!
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