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Quote of the Day

 

Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 1j

“That’s it, frimble about with your widgets and dobobs.  It’ll all be a monument to futility when my plan comes to fruition.” – C.M. Burns


4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Jimmy Carter
    4 March 2014 at 5:57 pm

    Well, Scooby Doo can doo-doo… But Jimmy Carter is smarter!

    • 2 Rob K.
      4 March 2014 at 7:34 pm

      My Mom actually met him in the 70’s near Chicago when he was running for President, got to shake his hand!

      • 3 Stan
        5 March 2014 at 6:59 pm

        I don’t like democrats because they destroyed the USSR. It was a really good country, I dunno if you were too young to have heard of it… but like, one could work for mediocre wage, get good free healthcare and education, and never think about a thing. Sure, it was awful for those “entrepreneur” guys who always invent ideas and can make millions out of nothing, those businessmen types, but like myself… I wish so hard I would just be given a single place in a mid-income job doing something I would routinely do over and over and over until I hit retirement… That would be the sweetest thing for me. Hell, were it not for Reagan and Gorby, I would’ve probably never known Western society, speak English and immigrate like it happened. Sure, Russian people like chaos, but we’re not machines and we can’t be organized and punctual ALL the frigging time (Hitler tried, and look where that got him),if you know what I mean.

      • 4 Anonymous
        10 March 2014 at 12:00 am

        I never knew Scooby ran for president. I suppose his popularity was at its height in the ’70s.


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