Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A6

“We can buy real periodic tables instead of these promotional ones from Oscar Mayer.” – Principal Skinner
“Now, who can tell me the atomic weight of baloneyium?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Ooh, delicious!” – Martin Prince
“Correct.  I would also accept snacktacular.” – Mrs. Krabappel

8 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 26 March 2014 at 11:22 am

    Not too far from the truth nowadays; on Apple products, certain social apps have sneaky, strategically timed & placed pop-up ads you practically can’t avoid clicking on. Sure, it gives you free ‘points’, but, obtrusive advertising much?

  2. 26 March 2014 at 3:22 pm

    Surely Bolognium (note Mrs. K points to Bo).

  3. 3 Brad M
    26 March 2014 at 4:14 pm

    You can tell this is a real Simpsons episode because they didn’t make up a stupid replacement name for Oscar Mayer and act like that was the joke.

  4. 6 Rob K.
    26 March 2014 at 5:15 pm

    The Oscar Meyer song comes to mind from the episode with Jay Sherman in it.

  5. 7 FireFlower
    26 March 2014 at 8:57 pm

    I miss real Simpsons.

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