27
Mar
14

Quote of the Day

Stubbiness

“You think she has talent?” – Marge Simpson
“Sure!” – Li’l Ludwig’s Guy
“Do you think she could be a professional some day?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Lord, no!” – Li’l Ludwig’s Guy
“But I’ll practice every day!” – Lisa Simpson
“Yeah, well, I’ll be frank with you, Lisa.  And when I say frank, I mean, you know, devastating.  You’ve inherited a finger condition known as stubbiness.  It usually comes from the father’s side.” – Li’l Ludwig’s Guy

Happy birthday George Meyer!


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Stan
    27 March 2014 at 9:51 am

    Checked Homer’s quote right from the GIF on Google, and always thought that he was saying “D’oh, stubby fingers!” Turns out it’s “D’oh, stupid fingers!” instead. Huh.

  2. 2 Oliver
    27 March 2014 at 1:01 pm

    I used to think this was just a wacky made-up cartoon thing, but my ex-girlfriend inherited stubby fingers from her dad, too


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