31
Mar
14

Quote of the Day

JustJerks

“Gosh, I thought he’d be happier in his true habitat.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, I think he is.” – Wildlife Refuge Guy
“Then why is he attacking all those other elephants?” – Marge Simpson
“Well, animals are a lot like people, Mrs. Simpson.  Some of them act badly because they’ve had a hard life or have been mistreated.  But, like people, some of them are just jerks.  Stop that, Mr. Simpson.” – Wildlife Refuge Guy

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart Gets an Elephant”.  Original airdate 31 March 1994.


4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 31 March 2014 at 8:33 am

    Classic moment. One of the great closing lines. Needs the visuals to work, though, with the zoom out to include Homer just as the ranger finishes explaining about jerk elephants.

    • 2 Stan
      31 March 2014 at 2:19 pm

      When I first saw it, I was laughing for at least 10 minutes after the episode ended, until stomach ache kicked in.

  2. 3 Zartok-35
    31 March 2014 at 10:20 am

    Tommy Tejeda’s animation.


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