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Quote of the Day

April Fool's Milk

“Ah, blah!” – Bart Simpson
“Ah-ha!  April fools!  I’ve been keeping that carton of milk next to the furnace for six weeks!  Sucker.” – Homer Simpson


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Stan
    1 April 2014 at 11:29 am

    TV Announcer: The following is a public service announcement. Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.
    Homer: Mmmmm… beer…

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