Quote of the Day

The Boy Who Knew Too Much10

“If I were a truant boy out for a good time, I’d be right here: the Springfield Natural History Museum.  You’re mine, Simpson.” – Principal Skinner

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Rob K.
    22 April 2014 at 11:16 am

    Happy Earth Day btw.

  2. 5 Stan
    22 April 2014 at 12:00 pm

    Ah, Seymour, always so pragmatical…

    • 6 Mark Rodkin
      22 April 2014 at 12:56 pm

      His brand of gum, Doublemint. Trying to double your fun, eh, Bart? Well, I’ll double your detention

  3. 7 Izzy
    25 April 2014 at 6:42 pm

    Am I so out of touch? No, it’s the children who are wrong.

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