Quote of the Day


“Can’t let Dad see me playing hooky.” – Bart Simpson
“I can’t let the boy see me skipping work.” – Homer Simpson
“Good afternoon.” – Bart Simpson
“How do you do, sir?” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Boy Who Knew Too Much”!  Original airdate: 5 May 1994.


5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    5 May 2014 at 1:09 pm

    Sucker! he-he-he

  2. 6 May 2014 at 10:46 am

    I love how subtle differences can make people unrecognizable. It’s the Clark Kent Effect.

    • 4 Stan
      6 May 2014 at 3:58 pm

      The point of this joke is that they both recognize each other, but think that the other one doesn’t. It’s not like one of these tropes where someone puts a beaglepuss on and suddenly they’re a different person. And when they both say “sucker” to each other at the end, it only serves to confirm their general dumbness.

      • 7 May 2014 at 10:02 am

        But they are still using the idea of “If I put on a fake mustahce, they’ll think I’m a completely different person.” Probably should have worded it differently, but I got the joke.

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