Quote of the Day

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“Bart Simpson, meet Jay Sherman the critic.” – Homer Simpson
“Hello.” – Jay Sherman
“Hey, man, I really love your show.  I think all kids should watch it!  Ew, I suddenly feel so dirty.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday Mike Reiss!  

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 7 May 2014 at 11:50 am

    Uh oh, I smell another cheap cartoon crossover!

  2. 2 Frank
    7 May 2014 at 12:53 pm

    i had never seen an episode, or even heard of the Critic when I first saw this episode, so it never felt like a crossover attempt to me, just Jon Lovitz doing his thing.

  3. 3 ecco6t9
    7 May 2014 at 6:27 pm

    “I will not have my name associated with THIS episode.”

    “I can have my name associated with…
    Homer killing his dad but it was a dream so it is okay
    A talking rag.
    Death and rebirth and death of Doris or Dora or it doesn’t ****ing matter.”

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