Quote of the Day

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“Hello, Homie, how’s my big, important executive?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Marge, every woman I interview for the secretary job makes kissy faces at me.” – Homer Simpson
“Hmmm.” – Marge Simpson
“Hello, Mr. Simpson, I’m Karl.” – Karl
“He sounds good.  Hire him.” – Marge Simpson

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 26 May 2014 at 7:12 pm

    Ah, your sidebar is acting a bit funky.

  2. 3 Ryan
    27 May 2014 at 2:02 am

    read the first line and literally thought it was said by karl

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