Quote of the Day

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“Attention passengers, the train has been temporarily delayed because of a discarded couch on the tracks.” – Amtrak Engineer

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    15 June 2014 at 12:17 pm

    You say season 12 is the year this show died, so please do crazy noises for all the episodes and explain why. Also, please do a drunk viewing of season 10.

    • 15 June 2014 at 7:45 pm

      Two errors with that logic:

      First off, the “manifesto” regards Season 12 has having been completely “zombified”; that is to say, there is so little redeeming content in it that it’s not worth considering part of the show.

      Secondly, I don’t believe that Charlie’s done a marathon-viewing through season 9, let alone 10. I doubt he would, either.

      • 3 RaikoLives
        16 June 2014 at 2:04 am

        How about a stream from a camera pointing AT him WHILE he watches Season 9 and/or 10 and gets drunk? Slowly the drunken raving, crying and yelling would increase and we’d all be there to see it.

      • 5 Bartist
        17 June 2014 at 2:39 pm

        Think that before doing Season 8, the poll was between season 8 or 9, so 9 isn’t out of the question.

  2. 6 Zartok-35
    16 June 2014 at 6:53 pm

    Too many axels on that F40PH.

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