Quote of the Day

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“Hey, Dad, I’ve come to spend some time with my favorite father.” – Homer Simpson
“Baloney!  You came here to put me in a home.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“You’re already in a home.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, how could you?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 27 July 2014 at 5:46 pm

    This quote is funny but also somethow sad, really.

    • 2 Babel DeCarla
      28 July 2014 at 9:04 am

      What about the line on “Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie” where Homer tells Grampa that if he doesn’t start making sense, he’ll put him in the crooked home he saw on “60 Minutes” (which might actually be the Retirement Castle, given how much it’s in bad shape)?

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