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Quote of the Day

Homer the Smithers10

“We’re going to have to put a steel rod where your spine was.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Will I ever move a piano again?” – Mr. Smithers
“Oh, my goodness gracious, no.” – Dr. Hibbert


4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 2 Mysterio
    30 July 2014 at 5:40 pm

    Maybe I’m mistaken, but wasn’t the whole joke alluding to the scene before when Smithers sees a “Pianist wanted” sign at the shop door?

  2. 31 July 2014 at 8:42 am

    “Oh my goodness gracious, no” is one of my favorite responses to anything, ever.


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