Quote of the Day

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“Hey, hey, Mr. Sparkle!  Mr. Sparkle!” – Japanese Man
“Konnichi wa.” – Homer Simpson

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 31 July 2014 at 8:41 am

    During my punk phase in high school, the Mr. Sparkle logo was one of the few non band patches I had on my denim vest.

  2. 2 Mysterio
    31 July 2014 at 9:48 am

    Here’s how to gently reference your past self without going into endless unfunny explaining or making another whole episodes out of it.

    BTW I heard in Japan around 1999 they really produced a short promotional campaign for some detergent that featured Mr. Supparku. You’ve also had sailor moon costumes made for men and tits scarfs, because Japan.

    • 3 L. T.
      31 July 2014 at 5:55 pm

      This happened in the exact same episode, though.

      • 4 Mysterio
        1 August 2014 at 12:35 am

        You’re right. I thought it was the episode where they went to Japan… Too bad they didn’t recycle that element.

        • 1 August 2014 at 11:25 am

          They did have the Mr. Sparkle commercial on the TV in the hotel in “30 Minutes Over Tokyo”. It was just a quick background gag that didn’t draw attention to itself – must have been one of the last of its kind, now that I think of it.

          • 6 Babel DeCarta
            6 August 2014 at 11:58 am

            Was that after that painfully unfunny part with the family having seizures in a reference to what happened to those kids who watched that one episode of Pokemon?

  3. 31 July 2014 at 3:13 pm

    mista spakuru! mista spakuru!

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