Quote of the Day

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“Homer, I need a vacation.” – Marge Simpson
“What?  But, Marge, we just had a vacation.  Remember Mystic Caverns?” – Homer Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Frank
    12 September 2014 at 11:15 am

    hee hee, there was a similar picture of me hanging off the edge of the CN tower, with my older brother hanging onto me for dear life, both of us with terror in our eyes.
    i was too young to remember taking the picture, but as a kid i looked at it and thought “oh my god, did i really come close to falling off a building”?

    • 2 Stan
      13 September 2014 at 1:56 am

      Humans don’t possess the intuition to know when death might be close, as do some animals. Ogrish TV welcomes fellow websurfers to watch the videos features those who weren’t as lucky as you.

  2. 3 ecco6t9
    12 September 2014 at 6:51 pm

    I have always loved that they made the same joke in Futurama.

  3. 6 Victor Dang
    12 September 2014 at 11:20 pm

    Wow, reaching Quote Y2K, congrats, Charlie. (Points to URL above)

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