Quote of the Day

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“Hey, Barney, what’ll it be?” – Moe
“I’d like a beer, Moe.” – Barney Gumble
“I’d like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat.” – Japanese Conceptual Artist
“Here you go.” – Moe

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 30 September 2014 at 8:35 am

    One of my favorites! I love how Moe happens to have the plum-in-hat drink under the bar along with the beer.

  2. 3 Frank
    30 September 2014 at 2:33 pm

    Does anyone know the drink “Slow comfortable screw up against the wall on the dark side of mexico city”? Apparently it contained (i think):
    – Sloe gin
    – Southern comfort
    – Orange juice (for the screwdriver)
    – Galliano (for the harvey wallbanger)
    – Kahlua (for dark side)
    – Tequila (mexico city)

    So I wonder if we could invent a drink for “single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat”. Any creative alcoholophiles here?

    • 4 Stan
      30 September 2014 at 7:30 pm

      I created a cocktail known as “Lucifer”

      – 50 ml French brandy (St. Remi or Napoleon)
      – 1 can of Brisk or iced tea (if you don’t like bubbles)
      – Cinnamon on top

      Be sure to have a significant other nearby though, because three of these will send your caramba up faster than Simpson & Son tonic.

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