Archive for December, 2014

31
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

Homer Alone16

“I am not cleaning that . . . eh, who am I kidding?” – Marge Simpson

Happy (one day belated) birthday, Tracey Ullman!  

Bonus Ullman:

30
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

The Otto Show16

“Otto, man, you’re living in a dumpster?” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, man, I wish.  Dumpster brand trash bins are top of the line.  This is just a Trash-Co waste disposal unit.” – Otto

29
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

Hurricane Neddy13

“Stand behind the flaming garbage cans!  We’ll be letting you into the store seventy people at a time.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Let’s just beat him up and take his stuff!” – Kirk van Houten
“No, no, no, do not listen to that man.  Remain calm.  You will all have a chance to be gouged.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

28
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

Bart the Fink5

“That’s it, no more autographs, I gotta go!  They’re naming a new sandwich after me at my restaurant.” – Krusty the Klown

27
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

Because

“This is cause I kicked you, isn’t it?” – Homer Simpson

26
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

I Married Marge13

“I can’t imagine that job of yours is very stimulating.” – Marge Bouvier
“But it gives me time to think.” – Homer Simpson
“What do you think about?” – Marge Bouvier
“Well, girls . . . I mean boys!  I, I mean you!” – Homer Simpson

25
Dec
14

Bea, What Was Birth Like?

New Bea

“Homey, I think someone is saying hello.” – Marge Simpson

Mad Jon’s lovely and talented Mrs. gave birth to a bouncing, baby Beatrice this morning.  This is what he texted me:

“It’s a boy!  And what a boy!”

Mother and daughter are both doing well, and I also have an artist’s rendition of Jon right now:

And Maggie Makes Three12

Congratulations, parents.  You gave your little girl the worst possible birthday.  Merry Christmas.




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