Quote of the Day

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“Patty, Selma, I’m sorry.” – Homer Simpson
“He’s hugging us, what do we do?” – Selma Bouvier
“Just close your eyes, and think of MacGyver.” – Patty Bouvier

10 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    21 January 2015 at 2:22 pm

    Why can’t Homer just fuck Selma?

  2. 10 Stan
    22 January 2015 at 2:36 pm

    Eventually, they’re going to make an episode about it, right? They just fucking might.

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