Quote of the Day

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“There, there, Homer, you’ll find a job.  You’ve caused plenty of industrial accidents, and you’ve always bounced back.” – Marge Simpson

16 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    21 January 2015 at 1:01 pm

    Jesus Murphy Christmas Marge’s face is scary here. I guess it’s back to the nightlight for me.

    …and it was only five minutes…

  2. 22 January 2015 at 3:19 pm

    Anyone remember when it was worth reading the comments on DHS?

    • 10 Ryan
      22 January 2015 at 6:43 pm

      it’s actually gotten better, sadly.

      you’d think a smart site would attract intelligent readers

    • 13 Anonymous Hater
      22 January 2015 at 8:38 pm

      Trick question, the comments were never good.

      • 14 Noah P
        23 January 2015 at 9:26 am

        They may not make any sense whatsoever, but they’re pretty entertaining to say the least.

        • 15 torbiecat
          25 January 2015 at 9:59 pm

          And at least the comments on this site don’t just consist of Simpsons quotation bonanzas like so many other Simpsons-related sites do. Seriously, don’t give me that stupid party line that there’s nothing else to discuss about this show. Bullshit, there’s plenty else to talk about–you just have to go beyond a superficial level which is very easy to do with most classic era episodes.

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