15
Feb
15

Quote of the Day

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“Okay, kids, Otto’s in charge!  Remember, Otto, we’re trusting you with our greatest natural resource, the school bus.” – Principal Skinner


13 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 My Glasses
    15 February 2015 at 9:20 am

    Is there gonna be a bonus QotD for Matt Groening’s birthday today?

    • 2 Patty Cash
      15 February 2015 at 12:55 pm

      Probably. If it were me, I’d pick that line from “The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular” that ended the episode (not the “hardcore nudity” one, but the one that goes [and I’m paraphrasing] “Yes, The Simpsons has been entertaining people since an old drunk made use of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they’ll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?”

  2. 4 Stan
    15 February 2015 at 5:00 pm

    What I’m wondering instead is if there’s going to be another shitisode tonight?

    • 5 torbiecat
      15 February 2015 at 5:18 pm

      Yep, there’s one scheduled for this evening. It seems as if it’s going to be another “Marge gets a job” episode.

    • 7 Patty Cash
      16 February 2015 at 9:47 am

      Sadly, yes. But it won’t matter, since most people will either be watching Walking Dead, Saturday Night Live’s 40th anniversary special, or nothing/whatever they have on Netflix or Hulu.

  3. 8 Bartist
    15 February 2015 at 5:35 pm

    A field trip with only 10 kids and no teachers. Rather Zombie-ish by Season 9 standards.

    • 9 Ryan
      15 February 2015 at 7:04 pm

      …Because those 10 kids were in the UN club.

      • 10 Bartist
        16 February 2015 at 2:23 am

        I know that, but still a small group for a field trip and no proper adults with them (and no, Otto doesn’t count). But meh, this episode is still a masterpiece compared to what came after.

        • 11 Stan
          16 February 2015 at 3:17 am

          You want to make sense, but you can’t. This is Springfield Elementary, man. They always screw things up. But it’s also funny because trusting a bus to Otto is like giving a grenade to a monkey and say “Hold on to this please”. That’s the magic of The Simpsons.

  4. 12 Anonymous
    16 February 2015 at 11:03 am

    “the school bus”

    lame joke. no one could believe that a school would pride their school bus over their student no matter how dumb the kids are.


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