“It’s awful being a kid, no one listens to you.” – Lisa Simpson
“It’s rotten being old, no one listens to you.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“I’m a white male, age 18-49, everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.” – Homer Simpson
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
Don’t worry Abe, you’ll get that Matlock Expressway you’ve always wanted someday…
Maaatlooooooooock
Did Homer actually make Nuts and Gum or is that the end result of the fact that, as a white male aged 18-49, stupid ideas like that can be made and marketed to him? Because snpp.com (now Simpsons Archives) stupidly said that Homer created Nuts and Gum himself, but I think it’s what he said about how people listen to white males aged 18-49 (which, by the way, is a large section of viewership in the Neilsen ratings), no matter how dumb their ideas are.
I can confidently assume it’s the end result of the fact. It would be funnier that way since what he says falls within the context, and so it all comes together.
Oh, good, so Simpsons Archives/snpp.com is a crock of shit. Thanks.
LoL, I guess you could say that. And you’re welcome.
Ley off da sucré, Patty. or is it Roddehj, … Maude!
Side-bar: I’ve always loved those “little kid” drawings, purportedly made by Bart and/or Lisa, shown in the background in the kitchen scenes…..like the red chicken (or rooster) obviously drawn by outlining a hand; and the dinosaur too.
“GOD BLESS THIS MESS” is always a perennial classic