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Feb
15

Compare & Contrast: Surprise Nuclear Inspections

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“The watchdog of public safety, is there any lower form of life?” – C.M. Burns

It would be one thing if Zombie Simpsons merely repeated ideas and stories that had been done on The Simpsons.  Given the enormous catalog of episodes, it’s certainly understandable that scenes and concepts would need to get recycled from time to time.  Hell, that was understandable way back in the heyday of the show.

For example, Season 2’s “Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish” has a great nuclear plant inspection, where we see gum used to seal a crack in the cooling towers, a plutonium paper weight, and ankle deep toxic waste.  But all that doesn’t detract in the least from the inspection in Season 5’s “Homer Goes to College”, because instead of showing us the same things again, it gives us a completely different set of horrifying looks into Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.

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Looks comfy.

For starters, the inspectors show up during nap time, where meltdowns are averted by sleepy hound dogs and Smithers is curled up at Burns’ feet.  When the surprise inspection team rings the bell, Burns denies them entry and tells a pathetic lie about old fashioned cookies before the inspectors start hacking at the door with an ax.  The inspection hasn’t even started yet and already The Simpsons is at full speed, tossing off jokes and ludicrous ideas as fast as possible.

Compare that to the – ahem – “inspection” in “My Fare Lady”.  Instead of nap time and Homer falling asleep on the “Plant Destruct” button (“Please Do Not Push”), Burns just happens upon Moe, who has been hired as a janitor, mopping the floor.  (This whole thing is so inconsequential that we don’t even get an establishing shot and a crow screech.)  That immediately leads to a standard Zombie Simpsons joke, wherein the punchline takes forever to arrive, and is patiently explained to the audience:

Burns: Hey, swabbie, you missed spots there . . . another one there . . . and there!  Every other spot is begrimed!
Moe: It’s called a checkerboard floor, you unwrapped mummy.

At that, the camera helpfully pulls back to show us the aforementioned checkerboard floor.  Hi-larity.

No sooner has that happened then Smithers walks up with a bunch of inspectors in tow, “Sir, the NRC is here for a surprise inspection”.  Huh?  Even by the standards of incompetent Zombie Simpsons Burns, this is head spinning.  These guys just waltzed into the plant without Burns (or Smithers, apparently) even knowing they were there?  Somewhere, Season 5 Burns is scoffing at his successor’s haplessness.  One second they’re not there, the next they are; there’s no lie about cookies, no ax, no nothing.

In Season 5, once the inspectors do get in, we see them testing the plant employees while Burns and Smithers gaze down from above.  Except, of course, for the three workers who’ve been strategically diverted down to the basement with the important job of keeping a bee in a jar.

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I always wondered what these guys did at the plant.  Accountants?

Down in the basement we see a glowing rat, dripping ooze, and several spilled barrels of toxic waste.  No other mention of them is made because it doesn’t need to be.  Moreover, the inspectors have no idea these three geniuses (and the improperly stored nuclear waste) are here.  They’re in the parking lot testing the employees.  Here’s the Zombie Simpsons version of the same thing:

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See the glove?  The inspectors didn’t.

While Moe asks penetrating questions like, “You’re the head inspector, huh?”, nothing else happens except the unacknowledged gas leak and the slowly inflating glove.  It’s easily the best part of this scene, but it also makes the inspection team even more bland and boring than they already were.  (Thanks for the meandering story about your Queen cover band.)  The scene is Moe telling them they can’t come in after they’ve already come in, followed by them, despite already being inside and being, you know, federal nuclear inspectors, meekly accepting that and shuffling off screen.

This is basic stuff, the audience getting to see characters with personality do things instead of just listen to somebody we don’t know talk about something we don’t care about and can’t see.  To be fair to Zombie Simpsons, the inspection in “Homer Goes to College” is given more screen time, so things like nap time, bee guarding, and Homer causing a meltdown without any nuclear material being in the truck have a chance to breathe.  But it’s not like “My Fare Lady” was crammed with other great bits.  The episode has three different driving montages, one of which goes on for well over a minute.

Not that extra time would’ve helped.  More lines for incompetent Burns, more background jokes explained, and more of the nothingburger inspection team aren’t going to make “My Fare Lady” any better.  When the NRC shows up in Season 5, there’s a big ominous musical cue, and they begin to methodically test employees.  These nondescript cardboard cutouts (only one of them even speaks) get silence and deserve it.


16 Responses to “Compare & Contrast: Surprise Nuclear Inspections”


  1. 1 Stan
    19 February 2015 at 6:40 pm

    Why is Moe still wearing his bartender tie if he’s a janitor now? The lazy fuckers didn’t even bother.

    • 2 Anonymous
      19 February 2015 at 8:32 pm

      And just look at how sterile the animation is. I actually thought it almost looked like a promo image for a sec. Maybe this was the “geometrical rounding” in action that Charlie was talking about (towards the WACOM tablet) a while back in the comments?

      • 3 Stan
        19 February 2015 at 10:37 pm

        That whole image looks like in was made in Cartoon Studio: someone just added Moe facing a couple of angry dudes and pressed Start.

        • 4 Anonymous
          19 February 2015 at 10:59 pm

          Fuck, just replace Moe with Peter Griffin and animate the rest of the NRC guys in the Family Guy style, and this wouldn’t look out of place on that show. Hell, they even got the stupid character placement style down pat! http://www.cannedgeek.com/images/stories/seth_placement.gif

          • 5 Stan
            20 February 2015 at 12:53 am

            Can’t. Copyright infringement.

            • 6 Anonymous
              20 February 2015 at 10:14 am

              Heh. I don’t get it, but funnily enough, I’m guessing that this screen shot is taken from one of the earlier Family Guy episodes, possibly pre-cancellation. It’s not drawn at the overused 3/4-ths angle, and some effort seems to have been actually done with the staging, plus it appears to be hand-drawn.

              So ironically, this wouldn’t really be a good example of the “overused 3/4th-front” complained about above…

              • 7 Stan
                20 February 2015 at 12:48 pm

                No, but it’s a darn good example of how many animation companies are willing to sue each other over who stole what from whom. Let’s face it: MacFartlane’s style and technique were “borrowed” from Groening, majorly from The Simpsons. You don’t even have to google that out. But then it got monotone and automatic, most likely because it was easier to produce that way. And yes, it happened around the time of the show’s ‘hiatus’, at least a couple of years before ZS did the same thing.

  2. 8 Frank
    19 February 2015 at 11:56 pm

    look how tenderly those mechanical arms are holding up Lenny’s hammock

  3. 9 Senor Burns
    19 February 2015 at 11:58 pm

    Wha? How dare you disturb me during naptime!

    • 10 Argle Bargle
      20 February 2015 at 9:20 am

      LOL, the whole string of dialogue in this part of the episode cracks me up.

      Inspector: We’re from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. This is a surprise test of worker competence.
      Mr. Burns: There must be some mistake. We, uh, we make cookies here. Mr. Burns’ old-fashioned, good-time, extra-chewy..

  4. 11 RaikoLives
    20 February 2015 at 2:12 am

    The shot of the three guys in the basement is just beautiful. The staging, the lighting. Embarrassing comparing it to ZS, really. The new stuff just looks so flat and mundane.

  5. 13 Sam
    20 February 2015 at 8:00 am

    The box. THE BOX!

  6. 14 ecco6t9
    20 February 2015 at 8:07 pm

    Look at the top image and Burn’s face tells you that he is pissed that someone is meddling in his business questioning his hiring practices.

    In that Zombie Simpsons image it could be inspectors, it could be a group of employees mad about not getting a lunch break, it could be creditors from the bank.

    That was something telling about The Simpsons even if you didn’t watch it, you could know the story from an image or clip. Zombie Simpsons could be anything.

  7. 16 Victor Dang
    21 February 2015 at 10:27 am

    Sidenote: I do love how if you watch earlier episodes before this, particularly “Marge Gets A Job” or “Duffless”, you can see the exact same character models for the two nuclear inspectors being used as background characters. I wonder how they must have settled on these 2 models to use as nuclear inspectors for this episode?


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