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Mar
15

Quote of the Day

Bart's Friend Falls in Love16

“Class, in order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for every smooth talking Lothario with his own car and tight jeans, I will now show a short, sex education film.  Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents’ wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.” – Mrs. Krabappel


9 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Ah Hee Hee Hee
    9 March 2015 at 9:43 am

    This was from Bart’s Friend Falls In Love, right?

    • 2 Patty Cash
      9 March 2015 at 9:51 am

      Yeah.

      And I always thought the girl with the pigtails sitting behind Ezekial (or Ishmael) was in Lisa’s class. Continuity error or trivia fact I never picked up on?

  2. 3 AhFudge
    9 March 2015 at 2:50 pm

    Just checked wikipedia recent deaths and saw Sam Simon had died, but I haven’t seen any other sources. I really hope that’s not true.

  3. 5 Stan
    9 March 2015 at 7:53 pm

    Never saw that last part on TV. Must’ve been cut in Canada, due to “Jewish concerns”.

    • 6 GG
      9 March 2015 at 9:58 pm

      Jewish? But those characters are so obviously mormons or Jehova witnesses…

      • 7 torbiecat
        9 March 2015 at 10:50 pm

        I actually was going to say the same thing, GG.

      • 9 Patty Cash
        11 March 2015 at 6:24 am

        Maybe it got complaints from the Jewish community in Canada. I know in America it aired uncut, even in syndication (free-to-air, not cable) when a lot of small jokes and plot-irrelevant scenes like this would normally be removed.


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