Quote of the Day

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“Homey, I’m losing my hair.” – Marge Simpson
“Now, sweetie, don’t worry about a thing.  I’ll teach you to comb it over so no one can tell.  Just like my hair.” – Homer Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Smokin' Joe
    6 April 2015 at 9:17 am


    This is almost on par with that scene where Homer imagines himself wearing Marge’s hair and saying to himself in a faux-Marge voice “I love you Homie, hrrmmm….hehehe, I don’t need her at all anymore”.

  2. 2 Victor Dang
    6 April 2015 at 6:33 pm

    Both looks on both of Marge’s faces are priceless.

  3. 3 Mr. Incognito
    6 April 2015 at 8:51 pm

    This is Homer near his best: He means well but just doesn’t quite get it.

  4. 4 Stan
    6 April 2015 at 9:44 pm

    She looks like Lisa.

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