11
Apr
15

Quote of the Day

Brush with Greatness12

“Oh, why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?” – Homer Simpson
“Now, Homer, we’ve got steamed vegetables and rice cakes for you.” – Marge Simpson
“Wait a minute, hey, I’ve been setting my drinks on these things.” – Homer Simpson


8 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Victor Dang
    11 April 2015 at 9:59 am

    Mmm, only 35 calories…

    • 2 Anonymous
      11 April 2015 at 12:16 pm

      I know a guy who constantly keep typing the calories into his smartphone after every meal. Except he’s not getting any skinnier.

      • 3 Spam Ghost of Victor Dang
        11 April 2015 at 12:41 pm

        Many people often fforget to count the calorie intake in items such as fruit, and
        not really hidden knowledge, but a surprisingly
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      • 4 Matthew
        11 April 2015 at 12:47 pm

        If Homer lost the donuts and kept the pork chops, the weight would start to come off. Take it from someone who’s been there: sugar and starchy carbs are the enemies of a healthy diet.

        • 5 Stan
          11 April 2015 at 1:20 pm

          If you eat meat and don’t exercise regularly, you’re just building up protein fat. And yes, it exists.

        • 7 Victor Dang
          11 April 2015 at 7:46 pm

          …And he should probably eat some vegetables along the way, too, lest he want to develop gout or any other risky diseases (HBP, high cholesterol) that could come his way.

          An healthy diet (and moderation) is ultimately the best solution here.

          • 8 Stan
            11 April 2015 at 8:52 pm

            Actually, one could guess a diet humans must follow by the structure of our teeth. I’ve read it somewhere and it kinda goes like this: 1/4 meat, 1/4 cereal, 1/4 vegetables, 1/8 fruits and 1/8 dairy products. You drink one grass of water before and one after each meal. And, like I mentioned above, you have to exercise as to burn at least 250 calories every day.


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