Quote of the Day

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“Sir, this can’t be right.  You assured me this drawing was rigged so we’d be teammates.” – Mr. Smithers
“Yes, well, frankly you’ve been a bit of a pill lately.” – C.M. Burns
“Why do we always fight on vacation?” – Mr. Smithers

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Joe
    12 April 2015 at 9:37 am

    You’ve put C.M. Burns twice Charlie – or at least I think it’s Smithers who says the last line.

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