Quote of the Day

22 Short Films about Springfield12

“Swing serenade is brought to you by Gorman’s Ear Guards.  GUARD YOUR EARS! . . . with Gorman’s.” – Radio Announcer

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Captain Wacky
    17 April 2015 at 11:01 am

    A joke originally written by Swartzwelder for Treehouse of Horror VI

    • 2 Victor Dang
      17 April 2015 at 12:53 pm

      You’re damn right, captain: https://deadhomersociety.com/2011/05/14/treehouse-of-horror-vi-script/


      (DANCE MUSIC, THEN) We interrupt this program for a special bulletin. Astronomers from Tacoma to Vladivostok have just reported an ionic disturbance in the vicinity of the Van Allen Belt. Scientists are recommending that all necessary precautions be taken.


      (SCOFFING) Eggheads. What do they know?

      Homer gets out of his car and throws a tow chain around the giant donut.


      We now return you to Swing Serenade, sponsored by Gorman’s Ear Guards. (LOUD) Guard your ears (SOFT) with Gorman’s.

      Homer hits the gas and the giant donut SNAPS off. As he speed s away, the donut BOUNCES off his roof, SHATTERS the rear window, and then DRAGS behind the car, sparking.

  2. 22 April 2015 at 1:28 am

    This Coach Leather Tote Handbag is made from signature ultra soft leather, and has multi-function pockets inside where you can place your cell phone and other belongings.
    So I would urge you not to delay and go get yours now. Have you ever felt that
    there is more to nutrition and health than merely telling people what to eat and what not to

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