Quote of the Day

'Round Springfield15

“Look, if you ignore me and I die, you’ll get in a lot of trouble.” – Bart Simpson
“Read page six of the school charter.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“No teacher shall be held accountable if Bart Simpson dies.” – Bart Simpson
“We’re also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Hey, cool, there’s a rabbit in here!” – Milhouse van Houten

Happy 20th Anniversary to “‘Round Springfield”!  Original airdate 30 April 1995.

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Victor Dang
    30 April 2015 at 9:05 am

    Damn, 20 years ago? Oh where does the time go…

    I love how they bring back the snake later with not only Milhouse but now also Lewis (I thought it was Todd but I guess not), and also Ralph. This episode also taught me not to eat anything with a “Rusty-O” in it, and I’m glad for that (take that, Mike’s dad!). Let’s also not forget “He’s dead? Well why didn’t you say so!” and the show’s first pog reference.

    (Incidentally, damn, I was too late to email in my suggestion for today’s QotD! To para-quote Moe, “Jeez, I come here, send an e-mail all nice-like, and I make a fool of myself!” Ah well, there’s always next year (or heck, maybe even tomorrow, which I’d be totally OK with)…)

  2. 2 Stan
    30 April 2015 at 3:54 pm

    I see a masturbation joke. Do you?

Comments are currently closed.


deadhomersociety (at) gmail

Run a Simpsons site or Twitter account? Let us know!

Twitter Updates

The Mob Has Spoken

Anonymous on Homeronymus Bosch
Ah Hee Hee Hee on Homeronymus Bosch
Anonymous on Homeronymus Bosch
Ezra Estephan on Homeronymus Bosch
Anonymous on Homeronymus Bosch
Anonymous on Homeronymus Bosch
Anonymous on Homeronymus Bosch
Anonymous on Homeronymus Bosch
Anonymous on Homeronymus Bosch
Anonymous on Homeronymus Bosch

Subscribe to Our Newsletter


Useful Legal Tidbit

Even though it’s obvious to anyone with a functional frontal lobe and a shred of morality, we feel the need to include this disclaimer. This website (which openly advocates for the cancellation of a beloved television series) is in no way, shape or form affiliated with the FOX Network, the News Corporation, subsidiaries thereof, or any of Rupert Murdoch’s wives or children. “The Simpsons” is (unfortunately) the intellectual property of FOX. We and our crack team of one (1) lawyer believe that everything on this site falls under the definition of Fair Use and is protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution. No revenue is generated from this endeavor; we’re here because we love “The Simpsons”. And besides, you can’t like, own a potato, man, it’s one of Mother Earth’s creatures.