Quote of the Day


“There’s the store where I buy my yarn.  But you don’t want to buy your buttons there.” – Marge Simpson
“Whew, well I dodged a bullet.” – Homer Simpson

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Victor Dang
    2 May 2015 at 11:49 am

    Ooh, I hear this really sucks…

  2. 2 Stan
    2 May 2015 at 1:27 pm

    I didn’t get the joke. Knowing I usually get them, it must be weak.

  3. 4 Stan
    2 May 2015 at 5:41 pm

    Btw tomorrow’s ep about another one of Grampa’s ‘alternative’ life stories and smoking Bart will suck some ass. Not the first time, obviously, but I just wanted to be ahead of the curve =)
    And if, by chance, they really want to “blend in” with the crowd, they should do a chalkboard gag about bailing out the six officers.

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