Quote of the Day

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“Coming up next, a Canadian couple who say they are deathly afraid of scorpions.” – Wink
“Ooh, that stings, eh!” – Canadian

19 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    16 May 2015 at 9:10 am

    I’m sorry, but this joke sucks, eh.

  2. 8 Jimbo Corky J0nes
    16 May 2015 at 10:08 am

    Could someone explain this post to me?:

    • 9 torbiecat
      16 May 2015 at 11:06 am

      He’s the server who said that he from TGIScratchy’s “Itchy and Scratchy Land” who wished that he was dead when Marge said to him that it must be great to always be ringing in the new year.

      • 10 Victor Dang
        25 May 2015 at 6:28 pm

        He also looks like the same guy from that McBain in-store movie in “Saturdays of Thunder” who shoots McBain’s partner and rides away on a motorcycle.

        And yeah, I know I’m late to the comment (party?) here, but meh.

  3. 11 AEG
    16 May 2015 at 10:30 am

    Yeah agreed with Stan on this one actually. Bad joke.

    • 12 torbiecat
      16 May 2015 at 11:11 am

      I agree with you and Stan about this joke.

      Also, that woman looks as if she could be related to Miss Hoover.

      • 13 Stan
        16 May 2015 at 6:33 pm

        It’s a bland Canadian woman stereotype. A likely jab at Beverley McLachlin.

        • 14 Angelm Young
          16 May 2015 at 6:43 pm

          But she DOES look like Miss Hoover, only with blond hair and a will to live.

          • 15 Stan
            16 May 2015 at 11:05 pm

            Why does Homer look like Marge? And Luann van Houten look like Kirk? Have you ever seen a couple of two unrelated people looking exactly alike? It’s the Simpsons style, many of them look alike. And no, I’m not saying she doesn’t look like Hoover. I’ve had a nerdy and feminist girlfriend from Thunder Bay a couple years ago who looked exactly like that.

  4. 16 Zartok-35
    20 May 2015 at 2:00 am

    That’s not just a Canadian, he’s a caricature of Neil Affleck.

  5. 17 Victor Dang
    25 May 2015 at 6:31 pm

    Man, screw you guys, this episode’s still got more life to it than a bunch of S10 eps. and a TON of the S11 eps. And even ignoring the quality compare/contrast, I still like it, dagnabit.

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