Quote of the Day

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“Now, everyone follow me to my chair, where I just need to get off my feet for a few minutes. . . . Aww, oh, I won’t be getting up soon.” – Chief Wiggum

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dick Steele
    18 May 2015 at 10:17 am

    Wendell’s hair reminds me of a Peanuts character

  2. 4 Stan
    18 May 2015 at 10:45 am

    Chief Piggum at his best.

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