“Since the beginning of time, Man has yearned to destroy the Sun.” – C.M. Burns
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 1)”! Original airdate 21 May 1995.
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I have to apologize.
I’ve never really had any friends, and my boyfriend dumped me a while ago, so I’ve just been taking out my anger on the comments here.
Forgive me. I’m trying to get a job now.
Man, is it just me, or have the spambots attained consciousness lately, and realized that their mission (to shower all with spam!) is a futile one, hence their collapsing into a state of ennui?
hahahaha, you’re taking this really hard, aren’t you?
can’t prank the no. 1 prankster, pal!!!!!!
oh, and “boyfriend”? assuming i’m a homosexual is 1) pretty presumptuous of you and 2) kind of homophobic in making that kind of assumption since it seems like you meant it as an insult! what the f, dude? leave the homosexuals alone, they have it hard enough!!! i never single out those less fortunate in life, just those who need to get taken down a couple hundred or so notches.
like YOU, white boy!! HA HAAAA!
did anyone see leterman last night? i thought it SUCKED!!! AHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
ZING!!!!!!!
A-BADA-BING!!!
No, I was watching Maaaaaaaaatloooock.
How’s your boyfriend doing, anyway?
How was that an insult? Maybe they just assumed you were a woman,meeting as you clearly have no balls.
*seeing
Jesus, man, how many times are you gonna comment on one post, hoping someone cares about your opinion? Do you have no life? Wait, don’t answer that, you’ll just get upset.
AHAHAHAHAHA!
Also, why are you talking about Letterman? Wrong site, bro. Didja get lost on the Internet, dumbass?
BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!
Finally, by assuming calling someone gay is an insult, you are by default homophobic. Nice try, dude.
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You’re dealing with a real troll now. Get on my level.
Ah, memories… I cracked up so much the first time I heard that line. The show really had a grasp on surrealistic humour in those days. *sigh*
Burns has some of the best lines ever written for the show.
“Ah, fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead!”
And even relatively late, in Season 8’s “Mountain of Madness”, the following gem of insanity still stands out…
Homer: “We could build snowmen.”
Burns: “No, I have a better idea. We could build real men out of snow.”
Homer: “Oh… Okay.”
Love it. The whole exchange is gold.
“And this doorknob, properly turned, allows us entry to the cabin.”
“No goin’ through the window for us!”
I liked the real ending, when Smithers did it. Because Smithers was so desperate to fuck Burns he got shitfaced and wanted to force his boss to suck his cock right in the parking lot. And when it didn’t work out, he killed him. And then they blamed everything on the stupid baby, which would later on recoil as making episodes about Maggie being ultra-smart for some reason. Pity…
…I can’t tell if this is real-Stan or troll-Stan.
Since you’re the troll, Bleeding Gums…
None of you are trolls but there is an internet use disorder that even affects intellectuals wherein a person can assume multiple online personalities for various reasons and even agendas or just go fun.
If ya says so, p’fessor.
Yep.
Does anyone else ever get the feeling that about 90 percent of the posters on this blog are Stan and his alts.
Yes.
Ok, I confess. I’m Rob K. too.
Lol. I think every commentator is entertaining.
Yeah. Also another ending revealed that Barney Gumble did it.
Best Homer quote ever “I’m in an abusive relationship with life, it keeps beating the crap out of me but I’m too much of a coward to leave it” *sitting in Moes* lol
Yeah. Lubitz first saw that ep when he was 7. In the German version they had the last part translated as: “but one day I will follow the deed of my grandfather”.
Never heard this line. Either it’s ZS or cut in the UK! Which episode?
It’s not from the same episode though:
Oh shit, it’s from a Zombie episode! What have I done…
i always called this show the SUCK-sons, haha! i don’t get it!!!!
It’s also the 35th anniversary of “The Empire Strikes Back-” The FOX empire’s other great cliffhanger episode.