Quote of the Day

Homer the Vigilante15

“So, I said to him, look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here!  And as for your grandma, she shouldn’t have mouthed off like that.” – Homer Simpson

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Victor Dang
    23 May 2015 at 9:17 am

    Based on the position of Homer’s drumstick, guessing this quote happened afterwards (and the Zombie Episode referenced much later, obviously):

    “Dad, don’t you see you’re abusing your power like all vigilantes? I mean, if you’re the police, who will police the police?” – Lisa Simpson
    “I dunno, Coast Guard?” – Homer Simpson

  2. 5 Stan
    23 May 2015 at 2:08 pm

    Has that window always been there?

  3. 7 Stan
    24 May 2015 at 4:50 am

    Come on, Sweatpants, write something useful already!

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