Quote of the Day

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“Look, kids, I just got my party invitations back from the printer’s!” – Homer Simpson
“Come to Homer’s B-B-B-Q.  The extra B is for B-Y-O-B-B.” – Lisa Simpson
“What’s that extra B for?” – Bart Simpson
“That’s a typo.” – Homer Simpson

9 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    25 May 2015 at 8:21 am

    Bring Your Own Booze, Bastards!

    • 2 Victor Dang
      25 May 2015 at 5:55 pm

      And onto more pleasant matters! I was gonna go with “Bring Your Own Barbecue Bib”, but I like your tagline better.

      • 3 Stan
        25 May 2015 at 7:35 pm

        Well, “BYO” definitely stands for alcohol in most places. For example, BYOW restaurants. So it’s only logical to hate guys like Barney who come with empty kegs and look for a way to fill them up. Almost any party I’ve been to in the last 10 years was BYOB.

        • 4 torbiecat
          25 May 2015 at 9:15 pm

          Really? I don’t go to parties much, but I think every party (except for one) I’ve been to forine past ten years already had the hosts supplying the liquor.

          • 5 torbiecat
            25 May 2015 at 9:16 pm

            *to in

          • 6 Stan
            25 May 2015 at 9:37 pm

            Do you live in a country where a 12-pack costs like 6.99? In Canada, all alcohol is pretty expensive. You can buy 100$ worth of party groceries (junk food, plates, napkins etc.) and 50$ in it would be only for booze.

            • 7 torbiecat
              25 May 2015 at 10:09 pm

              I live in the U.S. in the Mid-Atlantic (but not for much longer), and I know that there are states where the alcohol costs much more. State tax and what stores are permitted to sell liquor really can affect the price.

              • 8 Stan
                26 May 2015 at 3:06 am

                Yes, but moreover, it affect the social factor and the way people spend their weekends. The BYOB policy has become a very common practice in Quebec, since each and every guest brings as much liquor as they plan to consume. Plus, it eliminates the need of calling the cab, because drivers would usually know not to bring any alcohol, as opposed to parties where alcohol is freely provided, where you would have to be careful not to “tempt in”, y’know.

                • 9 acreatureididnotknow
                  27 May 2015 at 7:31 am

                  Just for local colour: in the UK it’s pretty much expected that you bring an offering of your own, which you might have or might choose to have what the host provides (or, if they’re me, happens to have around), but then if the wine or whatever you bring isn’t touched, you leave it there.

                  Not really sure if is sensible or not, now I see it written down.

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