Quote of the Day

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“Wow, an original Malibu Stacy from 1958!” – Lisa Simpson
“Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out.” – Swap Meet Guy
“Oh, my.” – Lisa Simpson

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Noah P
    26 May 2015 at 11:44 am

    Sadly accurate.

  2. 26 May 2015 at 6:07 pm

    Was this also the same Malibu Stacy that was made of dried onion meal?

    • 3 Stan
      28 May 2015 at 4:23 am

      No, that one was made in the early 1960s. Either the swap meet guy is lying or that was an early prototype that was so bad, the company or Stacey LaVelle herself refuses to acknowledge that the doll was made.

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