27
May
15

Quote of the Day

Flaming Moe's16

“What do you offer in the way of salary?” – Not Shelly Long
“Minimum wage and tips.  Of course, there are fringe benefits.” – Moe
“Such as?” – Not Shelly Long
“An unforgettable weekend at Club Moe.” – Moe
“I’d prefer to take my vacations someplace . . . hot.” – Not Shelly Long
“I like your moxie, kid.  You’re hired.” – Moe
“You shan’t regret this.” – Not Shelly Long
“Methinks I shan’t.” – Moe

Happy Birthday Jo Ann Harris!


8 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 27 May 2015 at 8:48 am

    Me thinks that was Shelly Long until I read this post.

  2. 2 Tom S. Fox
    27 May 2015 at 9:11 am

    Methinks her name is spelled “Shelley.”

  3. 27 May 2015 at 10:09 am

    Wasn’t her name Colette?


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