Quote of the Day

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“If you gain sixty-one pounds, they’ll let you work at home?” – Bart Simpson
“That’s the deal.  No more exercise program, no more traffic, no more blood drives or charity walks!” – Homer Simpson

16 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 June 2015 at 9:01 am

    I feel like this joke might have set the precedent for the horrible Zombie Simpsons running “gag” where Homer is not only actively opposed to donating to charity, but takes some sort of perverse psychopathic joy in knowing that people in need of help will continue to suffer because of it. The ZS writers have clearly missed the point yet again – Homer isn’t happy because he won’t have to give to charity, he’s happy because he won’t have to go to work. He doesn’t think long-term about what that means, all he knows is it’ll be awesome to work from home.

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