24
Jun
15

Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 4 Comments
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“I propose to determine the answer to the question: is my brother dumber than a hamster.” – Lisa Simpson
“Hey, Lis, look what I can do! . . . Doggone it.” – Bart Simpson

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  1. 1 L
    24 June 2015 at 3:58 pm

    The doctor said I wouldn’t have mouthbleeds if I kept my fist outta there

    • 2 L
      24 June 2015 at 4:05 pm

      Botched it boys, I’m sorry.

      The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many mouthbleeds if I kept my fist outta there.

  2. 3 Concerned DHS Reader
    24 June 2015 at 5:47 pm

    Moe, now Bart. Similar gesture.


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