Quote of the Day


“This is what I think of your store!” – Customer
“Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

9 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 L
    26 June 2015 at 5:52 pm

    His smile bounces twice after the Twinkie bounces twice

  2. 5 Stan
    27 June 2015 at 12:00 am

    Actually, you can hurt a Twinkie. I’ve tried.

    Chocodiles, however, are a different box of white trash snack cakes…

  3. 28 June 2015 at 7:00 am

    The initial thing a lot of you have to recognize, is that online computer game are no different
    then any other expert game or sporting activity.

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