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Quote of the Day

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“So, in a few months, both of you will have a brand new brother or sister.” – Marge Simpson
“Been there, done that.” – Bart Simpson
“I hope it’s a girl.” – Lisa Simpson
“You know nothing about genetics, Lis.  It goes boy-girl, boy-girl.” – Bart Simpson


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Concerned DHS Reader
    30 June 2015 at 12:57 pm

    Eat fish and you get a boy, drink milk and you get a girl.

  2. 30 June 2015 at 7:02 pm

    I love this quote. It’s exactly the sort of thing a kid like Bart would believe to be true.


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