Quote of the Day

Lisa's Date with Density16

“Lisa!  The cops are chasing me, I need a place to hide!” – Nelson Muntz
“Lisa’s window is the next one.” – Homer Simpson

14 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Noah P
    1 July 2015 at 11:02 am

    You kissed a girl? That’s so gay!

  2. 5 Victor Dang
    1 July 2015 at 2:48 pm


    “Greetings, friends…”

    “Ned, did you plug that phone back in?”


  3. 13 Ves
    1 July 2015 at 5:26 pm

    Wait a minute! This episode is called Lisa’s Date with DENSITY? I’ve been calling it Crandall.

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