“It’s just not a dinner party without a melon baller. And we’ll need a citrus zester, a ravioli crimper,…ooh, an oyster mallet! Made in USA? No, thank you.” – Marge Simpson
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our house is full of this party stuff – very useful that one time a year (or every 2 years) you decide to have a party, but for the rest of the time, it does nothing but take up space and collect dust. and then you forget you had some of these things and buy another pair. so by the time you’re dead you have 23 melon ballers stored all over the house and people think you were this weirdo who had a thing for melon ballers when all you wanted to do was make a nice fruit salad once in a while
our house is full of this party stuff – very useful that one time a year (or every 2 years) you decide to have a party, but for the rest of the time, it does nothing but take up space and collect dust. and then you forget you had some of these things and buy another pair. so by the time you’re dead you have 23 melon ballers stored all over the house and people think you were this weirdo who had a thing for melon ballers when all you wanted to do was make a nice fruit salad once in a while
WTF?! That’s not how you eat a melon. It isn’t ice cream, you know. You cut it into slices and then you make 2-3 vertical snips in every slice.
Oh, and happy “Fuck you America” day to y’all, bastards. I’m watching English fireworks tonight at the Harbor, because England is what gave you immigrants life, and the Queen can surely take it back if your monkey president keeps harassing Mr. Putin. Keep that in mind.
Peace,
Calmwood’s been looking for you.
There there. There there.
Oooh, a crimper! That’ll go good right next to my barking dog record. But seriously, these all sound like tools that Dr. Wolf might use.
“I’ll show you some of the tools I’ll be using. This is the baller. This is the zester. And this happy little fellow is the crimper.”
“…Not this mallet-er, though. For it was robocrafted by USAnians, *shudder*”
Chris Clements animated.
What about Paul Wee? Did you dump him?