Quote of the Day


“Homey, here are the responses from the colleges you applied to.” – Marge Simpson
“D’oh!  D’oh!  D’oh!  Woo-hoo, a flyer for a hardware store!” – Homer Simpson

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Homer Simpson
    7 July 2015 at 11:18 am

    Bill, bill, bill, ooh Llib….wait, that’s a bill!

  2. 2 Residents Fan
    7 July 2015 at 2:59 pm

    Reminds me of my own college applying-days.

    In other news, EW reports Harry Shearer is returning to “The Simpsons” cast, apparently confirmed
    by the show’s Twitter:



    No word on whether they made him crawl thru the “Supplicant door”.

  3. 3 Victor Dang
    7 July 2015 at 3:07 pm

    The picture that Homer sends in is absolutely frightening as all hell and simultaneously funny, too.

    • 4 Tara Deiss
      7 July 2015 at 3:24 pm

      Oh, yeah, the one where Homer gorges himself on the cake and has red eye.

      And Harry Shearer has lost all my respect. I don’t know if you heard, but he is coming back to the show. You know, he could have done what Dave Chappelle did and just disappeared, but I guess when you’re the cog in the rusted machine tbat is The Simpsons and getting paid for it, there is no escape unless you drop dead, just like Marcia Wallace, Doris Grau, Phil Hartman (of course, that was something else entirely), and Sam Simon.

  4. 5 Lisa S.
    7 July 2015 at 3:23 pm

    I told him that picture would come back to haunt him someday.

    Even Bart thought it was inappropriate, and he’s the devil’s cabana boy.

    In other news:

    Guess ZS ain’t dying after all….at least for now.

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