Quote of the Day

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“Welcome, welcome, welcome to an evening of exciting quarter mile action, action, action!  Our first race is a benefit for daredevil Lance Murdock, Murdock, Murdock, who’s hospitalized with cirrhosis of the liver, liver, liver!” – Springfield Dragway Announcer

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 8 July 2015 at 8:42 am

    I love the irony. Lance Murdock survived breaking every bone in his body, and now he’s in the hospital for cirrhosis, of all things. Another joke I never really caught before.

    • 2 Stan
      8 July 2015 at 12:28 pm

      Did Lance Murdock ever come back after this? Something tells me he died offscreen with no explanation, like Dr. Marvin Monroe. And considering that the real-world celebrity he’s based on, Evel Kneival, is dead, this isn’t a surprise.

  2. 5 Stan
    8 July 2015 at 2:54 pm

    Where’s his nacho hat? That novelty thing was hilarious.

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