Quote of the Day

The Crepes of Wrath7

“Actually he’d be staying in France, in a lovely chateau in the heart of the wine country.” – Principal Skinner
“But Bart doesn’t speak French.” – Marge Simpson
“When he’s totally immersed in a foreign language, the average child can become fluent in weeks.” – Principal Skinner
“Yeah, but what about Bart?” – Homer Simpson
“I’m sure he’ll pick up enough to get by.” – Principal Skinner

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Zartok-35
    14 July 2015 at 3:12 pm

    This scene brought to you by Paul Wee.

    Paul Wee! The animator for whom this humble commenter lusts.

  2. 2 Stan
    14 July 2015 at 7:05 pm

    Oh mon dieu! Je parle français! Monsieur, monsieur, aidez-moi, ces deux escrocs mélangent de l’antifreeze dans le vin!

  3. 15 July 2015 at 7:48 pm

    ZS has done one good thing. It has given me a deeper appreciation for the first season of The Simpsons.

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